The other night i had a dream that i was sleep and woke up. So in my dream i was sleeping in my bed and woke up blurry eyed and tired. I saw a blur of something in my bed and was like hell nah’ I’m tripping and rolled over. But when i opened my eyes the blur was still there. It was a got damn raccoon in my bed. I jumped up, but he did too and followed me around like he was tryna get me too calm down. He wasn’t violent or nothing. I slowed down and said hell nah, you gotta go bruh. Then this lil’ mufucka’ opened the cabinet door and 3 lil’ raccoon babies came out. Bruh had a whole family stashed in the cabinet. I opened the front door and was like nah you gotta get on down bruh.
He got his kids and walked out and then turned around and gave me that sad face. His eyes said, "you really putting us out bro." I felt bad at this point. I reached down to pat him but then i remembered, this is a fucking raccoon. I didn't trust him. So i stood back up. He held his head down and they left. Then i woke up for real.

Fun Fact/Memory: My friend Alexis James (RIP) was a dream interpreter and she gave me a brief run down of this dream. She said someone was still in my life that shouldn’t be and the fact that my eyes were blurred indicated that my judgement was cloudy and it was someone close and manipulative.

She was pretty accurate. Drop your comments below.